THE PIG TEST

Do this, and don't cheat by reading the whole thing first. It's

hysterical if you do it right!

Get a blank piece of paper, and draw a picture of a pig on it. Just a

basic drawing; don't spend all day on it.

YOU MUST NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU DRAW YOUR

PICTURE. NO CHEATING!!

DRAW THE PIG FIRST!

HAVE YOU FINISHED THE DRAWING?

IF NOT, GO BACK AND DO IT NOW!

OK ! Now to the interesting stuff...

The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the drawer.

If the pig is drawn:

* toward the top of the paper - you are positive & optimistic

* toward the middle of the paper - you are a realist

* toward the bottom of the paper - you are pessimistic and have a

tendency to behave negatively

* facing left - you believe in tradition, are friendly and remember

dates (birthdays, etc.)

* facing right - you are innovative & active but don't have strong

sense of family; nor do you remember dates

* facing front (looking at you) - you are direct, enjoy playing

devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions

* with many details - you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful

* with few details - you are emotional and naive, care little for

details and are a risk-taker

* with less than 4 legs showing - you are insecure or are living

through a period of major change

* with 4 legs showing - you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your

ideals

* the size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. (The

bigger the better.)

* the length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life!!!

(And again, more is better!)

OK, who didn't draw a tail?